Spooky, A Filk
by Ursula
Disclaimer: Original lyrics by The Classics IV Borrowed for shameless and affectionate parody No profit and all for a whim and a grin
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In the cool of the evening when ev'rything is gettin' kind of groovy,
I call you up and ask you if you want to go and meet and see a blue-EBE,
First you say no, you've got some plans for the night,
And then you stop, and say, "All right."
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little agent like you.
You always keep me guessin', I never seem to know what you are thinkin'.
And if a fella looks at you, it's for sure your little eye will be a-winkin'.
I get confused, 'cause I don't know where I stand,
And then you smile, and handcuff my hand.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little agent like you.
You always keep me guessin', I never seem to know what you are thinkin'.
And if a fella looks at you, it's for sure your little eye will be a-winkin'.
I get confused, 'cause I don't know where I stand,
And then you smile, and hold my hand.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little agent like you.
Spooky!
I break into your apartment and hide in behind the door.
Hit your head and knock you right on the floor
Make up a crazy story and act like a Resistance freak
Just to sneak up close and kiss you on the cheek
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little agent like you.
Spooky!
Got to steal a CD to keep you interested in finding me!
Cos I love the way you hit me and your hips keep grinding me
You make me all hot and sweaty in that tight little Speedo suit.
And if a fella looks at you, he wants to swallow you to the root.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little agent like you.
Spooky!
If you decide someday to stop this little game that you are playin',
I'm gonna tell you all what my heart's been a-dyin' to be sayin'.
Just like Torch's Ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams,
So I'll propose... on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little agent like you.
Spooky,
Spooky,
Spooky,
Oh-whoa, all right,
I said Spooky! Spooky-Mulder
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