If the Characters Were to Start Businesses

by Everyone

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Tom McLaren's Summit Expeditions - No guts, no glory

Victor Mansfield's School of Culinary Arts and Fashion Design - making aprons a fashion statement

Cory Raines Hottub and Bank Vault Testing - "In hot water, one hundred percent of the time."

Tom McLaren Wilderness Excursions - "Mountaineering is in my blood."

A. Krycek, Physical Therapy - "Where the customer always comes first."

McLaren Ski School - No Slope too High!

Mac 27's Advanced M.I.T. Course On "Making Friends" (batteries not included/some assembly required)

The Cory Raines Home for Wayward Boys - raising larceny to an artform

Rodney Lange's Taking A Fall Boxing School - Down, but never out.

Ricky Caruso's Bumpercars and Police Driving School

Anson Greene's Mother's Day Theme Gifts and Cutlery

Lt. Baines Pest Removal - Slogan: We'll get 'em or die trying.

Dustin Yarma's Fishing Supplies - It's amazing what you can catch with a Minnow.

Brett Halsey's Garbage Hauling Service - You stab 'em, we slab 'em

Padgett's School of Alternate Healing and Snake Charming - Snakes are people too.

Lloyd Hillard's Air Charter services. - We get you high faster!

Tom Andrews' Reform School - Make Love, not War.

Mac Stringer's Bathhouse - We'll help you keep those hard to reach places sparkling clean.

Jacob Hardy's Travel and Cruise - Your Holiday Will Be Out Of This World.

Edwards Baseball Clinic - We have the balls.

The Lottery of Love, a Palmer-Lake Enterprise - Let Your Ms. Right Become Ms. Right Now.

"Attraction" by Michael - She'll Be All Over You

Simms Tours - Lending a New Dimension to Adventure Travel

Anson Green's Vegas Wedding Chapel - Matricide in Minutes, No waiting

Michel's Dance Club - Ladies, Gents and Others Welcome

Philip Padgett's Pet Shoppe - Specializing in Snakes

Dustin Yarma Vintage Champagne - Take a Hit of This

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