Another Russian Rhapsody by Ursula

Another Russian Rhapsody

by Ursula

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(Rat-boy sings)

Is this the real life-
Is this just fan-fictiony-
Caught in an abandoned silo-
Noone knows how I escaped in reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a poor Ratboy,I need no sympathy-
Because I'm easy come,easy blow,
Holding my ass a little high, a little low,
Anyway I blow Mulder, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Mulder, I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead,
Mulder, our love had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mulder ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again next season-
Carry on,carry on, as if nothing really matters-

Too late, Terma has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Shoulder's aching all the time,
Goodbye Consortium-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Truth, oo truth, is it really out there?
Truth, oo truth, there is no truth!
Mulder ooo- (any way I blow you...)

I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all-
I see a little silhouetto of a plan,
CSM Spender, CSM Spender will you do the Fandango-
Black Oilien and Grey Alien-very very frightening me-
Not as bad as Russian peasants
e"b tvoju mat', e"b tvoju mat'
Should stayed in the parking lot...
e"b tvoju mat', e"b tvoju mat'
should have dated Cyrano...

But I'm just a poor Ratboy but somebody loves me-

(The lists sings:)
He's just an American tourist from a immigrant family-
Spare him his arm from this monstrosity-

(Rat-boy sings)
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-

(Peasants are revolting:)
No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Ni khuya! We will not let you go-let him go
Ni khuya! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-

(Rat-boy sings) let me go

One armed rebels sing:

Will not let you go let me go

(Rat-boy sings)
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia mia,Mama mia,Mama mia let me go-
Spender has a Tunisian jail put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can punch me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-Can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

(CC sings)
Continuity doesn't really matter,
Anyone can see,
Continuity doesn't really matters-,
The fan base doesn't matter to me,

(Walking away with a cockroach on his shoulder
Ratboy sings)

Any way I can blow Mulder....

Mulder, I'm out of here,
Going take over Star Wars Five,
Jedi Knight, Jedi Knight....
You'll never be as good as us
Mulder, our love had just begun,
Grab the force and go with me...
Mulder ooo,
We'll look good on the big screen-
And If we're not back again next season-
Carry on,carry on, as if nothing really matters-
Nothing really matters... to CC

End

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